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Jordan vs The Cat

A birthday game. Jordan throws cold pizza. The boss is The Cat.

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What the boss shouts

  • “I was asleep. Was.”
  • “The couch is mine now.”
  • “Feed me. No, the other food.”
  • “I knocked it off on purpose.”
  • “Okay. That one landed.”
  • “This is not over, Jordan!”

Win screen

“Happy birthday, Jordan. You beat the cat with cold pizza. He will get you back tonight. Love you.”