A game for every occasion, starring them
Every page below is the same two-minute maker with a boss, a weapon and jokes that fit the person. Pick an occasion or start from who it is for.
By occasion
- Birthday
A birthday card gets read once and put on a shelf.
- Anniversary
An anniversary gift has one job: prove you were paying attention.
- Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day is the one day the card is expected, so the card is the part that should surprise.
- Christmas
A Christmas game is a stocking filler that lives on their phone and costs less than the wrapping paper.
- Father's Day
Father's Day gifts are the hardest kind, because he does not want anything.
- Mother's Day
A Mother's Day game is the card she keeps, because it is on her phone and she can show it to everyone at work.
- Graduation
A graduation game is the final boss they actually beat: the exam, the thesis, the dissertation that ate a year.
- Retirement
A retirement game is the leaving card that does not need thirty signatures and a pen that has run out.
- Wedding
A wedding game is the gift from the table that knows them best.
- Just because
A gift on a Tuesday, for no reason, lands harder than any birthday present.