A game starring your husband
The husband game has one obvious boss: the lawn, the shelf, the barbecue, the project that was going to take a weekend. The taunts are twenty years of material. The win message is the one place you can say the thing without him deflecting it with a joke.
Example: Chris vs The Lawn, playing itself. Tap to take over.
Bosses that work for a husband
- The Lawn · it grows back and so does his commentary
- The Shelf · three weekends and it still leans
- The Barbecue · the only appliance he is allowed to be proud of
Jokes that land
Three inside jokes become the taunts. For a husband, think the shelf that took three weekends, the sat-nav argument, or the one song he thinks he can sing. You can rewrite every line.
Start with a photoFree to make and play. $9.99 only when you send the link.
The photo
A recent one, looking at the camera. Wedding photos are tempting, but the cut-out wants a plain background and a straight-on face.
What the win screen could say
“The lawn is beaten. It will be back Saturday. So will you, and I would not swap you for anyone. Happy birthday.”
Pick the occasion
- Birthday
The lawn finally loses.
- Christmas
The lights go up. The lights fight back.
- Anniversary
Ten years. The shelf still leans.
- Valentine's Day
Valentine's for a husband who does not do Valentine's.
- Father's Day
A Father's Day game from the kids, with a boss they chose.
- Just because
Because the sat-nav was wrong.
Questions people ask
- Can the kids be the boss?
- Yes. The boss is any photo, so it can be the kids, the dog, or the two of you. Fair warning: kids as the boss is the version that gets replayed the most.
- What photo works best?
- A clear head-and-shoulders shot on a plain background. Selfies are fine. Group photos are not, since we cut out one person.
- Can I change it after publishing?
- You can edit the lines and message from the same device you made it on. Sprites are fixed once published.