PLAYABLE CARDMake one

A game starring your girlfriend

The girlfriend game is a fight against the thing that follows her around: the group chat, the 6am spin class, the plant she is keeping alive out of spite. The taunts are your shared history. The win message is the card, and it is the part she screenshots.

Example: Maya vs The Group Chat, playing itself. Tap to take over.

Bosses that work for a girlfriend

  • The Group Chat · 437 unread and someone changed the name again
  • The 6am Class · the alarm she set on purpose
  • The Sunday Scaries · the boss that shows up every week

Jokes that land

Three inside jokes become the taunts. For a girlfriend, think that one karaoke night, the plant that refuses to die, or the parking ticket that was not her fault. You can rewrite every line.

Start with a photo

Free to make and play. $9.99 only when you send the link.

The photo

Any photo where her face is not tilted away. Big earrings and hair across the forehead cut out fine. Sunglasses do not.

What the win screen could say

“You beat the group chat. Nobody beats the group chat. Happy birthday. I would still pick you over everyone in it.”

Pick the occasion

Questions people ask

Is it cute or is it a joke?
Both, and you decide the ratio. The boss and taunts are the joke. The win message, with confetti, is the cute part, and it is the last thing she reads.
What photo works best?
A clear head-and-shoulders shot on a plain background. Selfies are fine. Group photos are not, since we cut out one person.
Can I change it after publishing?
You can edit the lines and message from the same device you made it on. Sprites are fixed once published.

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